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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 09:15:00 -
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I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 09:23:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven.
Thank you, kind stranger
Now I may finally ****
On your poetry |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 09:32:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku First line is just five. Second line is much bigger. It has got seven. Thank you, kind stranger Now I may finally **** On your poetry You're trolling for lulz None to be gotten from me! Zero out of ten.
I am no troll, ser
Your accusations fall on
My innocent ears. |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 09:35:00 -
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Ursula LeGuinn wrote:small gang PvP
eight of us and nine of them
CCP, fix blobs
Move quietly, like
A cat with a shy bladder,
And blobs will fade away |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 11:08:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Amsterdam Conversations wrote:I am so good
I am the biggest pirate
On my station I can't count to five. Seven is easy for me! But five is tricky.
I always had my
suspicions about pirates
sitting on undocks |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 11:13:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:
Loney life in EVE-5
I Need like minded Virgins-7
Should i join the Goons-5
Might I recommend
Joining Raiden dot, I hear
They love big space ships
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 11:28:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:I prefer Limericks
Roses are read
violets are blue
Undock yourship
The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad.
Holy ****, you flew
with the Mittani, I hear
He never logs in |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 11:59:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:Darth Gustav wrote:Meryl SinGarda wrote:I farted in my pod
This liquid is strange
Now I can't breathe If there is liquid I think that wasn't a fart. Still, condolences. Pity you can't die would be a heroic death to drown in your poo Oh you can sure die. The problem is you come back. How foul the memories!
We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how? |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 12:06:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:
We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?
OK it's showtime Check the poetical Collaboration!
Like the great robot
Voltron, we shall unite and
Create something more! |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 12:12:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:
We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?
OK it's showtime Check out the poetical Collaboration! Edited for content. I think I made a typo But now it's quite fine. Like the great robot Voltron, we shall unite and Create something more! Form arms and then hands! Then form the Legs and body! And I'll form the head!
Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 12:22:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!
Coalition mate Our lyrics rock these forums We should fleet sometime! Imagine fighting With both spaceships and verses We could troll our foes!
An unstoppable
Force of poetic power
None could face us both! |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 12:28:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Darth Gustav wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Together we are
A Gestalt, more than the sum
Of all of our parts!
Coalition mate Our lyrics rock these forums We should fleet sometime! Imagine fighting With both spaceships and verses We could troll our foes! An unstoppable Force of poetic power None could face us both! It might be too hard To spread our verse in local Evemail bombs instead? After all we are In the CFC you know Local won't be clear!
In the future, yes
We shall smith words all across
The stars together!
Alas I retire
My body is weak, my mind
soars ever higher.
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 17:04:00 -
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Gorongo Frostfyr wrote:stop raping (japanese) poetry, thanks.
Look out guys, we have
A weeaboo round these parts
Break out the pocky traps
(**** is pocky one syllable or two?) |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 17:31:00 -
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Jayem See wrote:This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.
Limericks rule.
Ima let you speak but
Iambic Pentameter
Best verse of all time |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 17:45:00 -
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Jayem See wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Jayem See wrote:This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.
Limericks rule. Ima let thou espouse Iambic Pentameter Use thy inner bard good sir FTFY Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word
I am impressed by
Your talent with wordcrafting
Join our grand bard fleet!
...verily. |
Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2012.02.02 17:55:00 -
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Jayem See wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Jayem See wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Jayem See wrote:This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.
Limericks rule. Ima let thou espouse Iambic Pentameter Use thy inner bard good sir FTFY Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word I am impressed by Your talent with wordcrafting Join our grand bard fleet! ...verily. Quoth thee truth young Jedi Now feel the pain of my lies As Navy Antimatter shatters words Invite accepted - what we shootin'?
We shall sail the stars
Slinging words and awful song
Terror of the void! |
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